No BS. No Surprises. Just Results.
Here's exactly what happens when you work with me. No mystery. No confusion. Just a clear path from "this isn't working" to "holy shit, it's working."
The 4-Step System That Turns
"Not Working" Into "Holy Shit, It Works"
Same process for every client. Zero guesswork. Just proven systems that actually make you money.
Discovery Call
FREE⏱️ 30-60 minutesWe Figure Out If I Can Actually Help You
What Happens
- You show me your numbers (revenue, ad spend, what you've tried)
- I ask uncomfortable questions nobody's asking you
- I tell you what's broken (even if you don't want to hear it)
- We decide if we're a fit (I say no to 7 out of 10 people)
The Outcome
You walk away with clarity on what's wrong. Zero pitch. Zero obligation.
→Why Most Discovery Calls Suck:
Them: Other agencies spend 60 minutes pitching you. They say yes to everyone. They never tell you the truth.
Me: I spend 60 minutes diagnosing. I say no to most people. I tell you what you NEED to hear, not what you WANT to hear.
Deep Dive Audit
STRATEGY⏱️ 1-2 weeksI Find The Money You're Leaving On The Table
What Happens
- I tear apart your current marketing (ads, funnels, website, tracking)
- I find what's leaking money (usually 30-40% of your budget)
- I identify quick wins you can implement today
- I build a custom roadmap for your specific situation
The Outcome
You get a step-by-step plan showing exactly what to fix, what to kill, and what to scale.
→What The Audit Usually Reveals:
30-40% of budget wasted on broken tracking
Dead campaigns still burning cash
Opportunities worth $10K-$50K/mo being ignored
Build & Launch
IMPLEMENTATION⏱️ 2-4 weeksI Fix Everything. You Approve. We Go Live.
What Happens
- I build/rebuild campaigns from scratch (properly this time)
- I set up tracking so you actually know what's working
- You review and approve everything before launch
- We go live and I monitor like a hawk for 14 days straight
The Outcome
Your marketing actually works. Data is accurate. You can make decisions without guessing.
→The First 14 Days:
Days 1-3: Watch data. Kill obvious losers.
Days 4-7: Make micro-adjustments. Test angles.
Days 8-14: Double down on winners. Scale.
Optimize & Scale
GROWTH⏱️ OngoingWe Keep Making You More Money. Forever.
What Happens
- Weekly check-ins: Kill losers, scale winners, test new angles
- Monthly strategy calls: Plan next 30 days, adjust based on results
- Constant optimization: Better targeting, creative, offers
- You stay focused on running your business while I handle growth
The Outcome
ROI improves every month. Cost per customer drops. Revenue grows. You print money.
→Average Client Journey:
Month 1-2: Breaking even, learning what works
Month 3-4: 2-3X ROAS, profitable growth
Month 5+: 4-6X ROAS, scaling aggressively
How This Is Different From Every Other Agency
Most agencies are optimized to take your money, not make you money. Here's what I do differently.
No Long-Term Contracts
Other Agencies:
12-month contracts with penalties if you leave
How I Work:
Month-to-month. Cancel anytime. I earn your business every month.
No Setup Fees
Other Agencies:
$3K-$10K just to get started
How I Work:
Zero. You pay for results, not for me to 'set things up.'
Performance Guarantees
Other Agencies:
"We can't guarantee results" (then what am I paying for?)
How I Work:
If I don't hit targets, you get refunded. I take the risk.
Direct Access
Other Agencies:
Email tickets that take 2-3 days. Junior account managers who know nothing.
How I Work:
WhatsApp me directly. I respond within 24 hours. You work with me, not an intern.
Honest Feedback
Other Agencies:
"Everything looks great!" (while you're losing money)
How I Work:
If something sucks, I tell you. Even if it's uncomfortable.
Transparent Reporting
Other Agencies:
Vanity metrics. Impressions. Reach. Clicks. Bullshit that doesn't matter.
How I Work:
Revenue. Profit. ROI. ROAS. The numbers that actually pay your bills.
What I Need From You
I can't do this alone. Here's what you need to bring to the table.
Honesty
Don't sugarcoat what's not working. Don't hide problems. The faster I know the truth, the faster I can fix it.
Access
I need access to your ad accounts, analytics, and whatever tools you're using. No access = no results.
Budget
Minimum $3K/month in ad spend to test and optimize. Less than that and there's not enough data to work with.
Response Time
When I need your approval or feedback, respond within 24-48 hours. Delays cost money.
Willingness To Change
If I tell you your website needs work or your offer is weak, listen. I'm not here to make you feel good.
Patience (But Not Too Much)
You'll see movement in 2-3 weeks. Real results in 60-90 days. This isn't a get-rich-quick scheme.
Is This For You?
✓ You're A Good Fit If:
- You're doing at least $15K/month in revenue
- You have budget to invest in marketing ($3K+ month)
- You're willing to change if something isn't working
- You care about ROI, not vanity metrics
- You're coachable and respond to feedback
- You're in this for the long haul (6+ months)
- You have a proven offer that converts
✗ You're NOT A Good Fit If:
- ✗You're just starting out (under $10K/month)
- ✗You want instant results (this takes 60-90 days)
- ✗You can't afford to spend $3K+/month on ads
- ✗You think you know better than the data
- ✗You're looking for the cheapest option
- ✗You want someone to just 'do what you say'
- ✗You haven't validated your offer yet
If you're in the left column, we'll probably work great together. If you're in the right column, I'm not the right fit (and that's okay).
What It Costs
Clear pricing. No hidden fees. No surprises.
Service fees vary by channel:
Google Ads
$2,997/mo
+ 12% of ad spend
Meta Ads
$2,497/mo
+ 10% of ad spend
SEO
$3,997/mo
6-month minimum
AI Automation
$3,500 - $8,500
One-time setup
Performance Guarantees:
Every service comes with specific ROI guarantees. If I don't hit them, you get refunded.
* Ad spend is billed directly to your accounts (Google, Meta, etc.). You only pay me the management fee + percentage. I never touch your ad budget.